you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
