I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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