Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
