Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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