Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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