Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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