if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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