plz talk dirty to me
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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