What a fucking waste of an outfit
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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