I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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