How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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