Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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