He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
