I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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