does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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