idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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