The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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