My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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