Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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