Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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