do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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