$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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