Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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