Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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