Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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