then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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