Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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