Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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