You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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