just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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