he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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