Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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