I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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