Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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