So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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