Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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