I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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