I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
