Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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