D3 body, D1 cock
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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