dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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