i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
