I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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