is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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