So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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