so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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