Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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