Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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