Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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