I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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