please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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