He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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