She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize