there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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