Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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